[It's early out, the sun barely in the sky, the shadows still stretched, but gradually shrinking as the ball of gas climbs higher. Perfectly kept boots click against the stone on the outside pathways in time before coming abruptly to a stop. Dark eyes scan the surrounding area as pale hands tug at the spotless blue and red uniform, removing ( Read more... )

[Look at this fucking metal ball.

Look at it Smash Academy.

It is full of teeth and just sitting out on your lawn! ... And also not tied down to a post. Oh no.]

Oh Ohh~!

What sweet children I spy, walking across the campus! So pristine! So well behaved!

That a child should seek knowledge, ohh~! It just sets my heart ablaze with sweet passion for youth!

[Oh goodness who is this mysterious mustachioed man all over your journal network and why is he on the video feed?]

L-leapin' linguine... Uh... Guess I was gone longer than I thought! I had some... stuff I needed to take care of. I don't wanna talk about it. Y'know, taking care of the family business for a little while. Don't even get me started ( Read more... )

[Beep beep beepity beep. Attention Smash Academy there's a weird little fox kid popping up on your networks. How did he even log on from off-campus? IT'S A MYSTERY. However he did it, his video feed's looking a little... fuzzy.]

Hello? Can anyone hear me? I think it's working! I'm Miles Prower, but everyone calls me Tails. Uh... I saw all these ( Read more... )

[It was a fine, beautiful (if not a little cold) autumn day at SBG. The sun was shining, the birds were singing. It was so peaceful.

...Yes, it was in fact the perfect day for a flying horse to fall out of the sky.]

[Oh

my

god.

WHAT IS THAT STENCH, SMASH ACADEMY? It's like someone made a snowman! But the snowman was made out of garlic paste and left in the sun for a week. It looks like he's set himself up a little stand out on the courtyard. He's got a stack of... uh... Something it looks like he's dying to get rid of. WILL YOU FALL FOR IT BUY SOMETHING?]

My, my... So far away from home. I cannot say I am used to traveling such long distances. This city... It is filled to the brim with... Ah, what is that word...? Moxie. It is quite fascinating, to say the least.

Brother, Sister: Did this place call out to you, as well? I look forward to hearing your stories.